Category: Christmas (13)

Whats the Grinchs least favorite band?

The Who.

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it soots him!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?

Because he had no body to go with!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy!

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies!

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet!

What's Santa's favourite type of music?

Wrap!

Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley!

What says Oh Oh Oh?

Santa walking backwards!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?

Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can 'ho ho ho'!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!