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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.

All I did was take a day off.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

For the boos.

What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?

A gobblin'!

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck.

What is in a ghost's nose?

Boo-gers.

Why do ghosts go on diets?

So they can keep their ghoulish figures.