Category: Spooky (6)

Why did the ghost go inside the bar?

For the boos.

What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?

A gobblin'!

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?

It's a pain in the neck.

What is in a ghost's nose?

Boo-gers.

Why do ghosts go on diets?

So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.