I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

why do python programmers wear glasses?

Because they can't C.

Why was the JavaScript developer sad?

Because they didn't Node how to Express themself!

How did the programmer die in the shower?

He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

She had one-to-many relationships.

Why are Assembly programmers always soaking wet?

They work below C-level.