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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the Python programmer not respond to the foreign mails he got?

Because his interpreter was busy collecting garbage.

What do you call a developer who doesn't comment code?

A developer.

Why does no one like SQLrillex?

He keeps dropping the database.

// This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

Your mama's so FAT she can't save files bigger than 4GB.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 in hexadecimal Canada?

Because 7 8 9 A?

Why did the web developer walk out of a resturant in disgust?

The seating was laid out in tables.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.