I walked into a bar once.
It really hurt my head.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.
PunWhy did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
He was a dirty double-crosser!
PunHow did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking... JK, Rolling.
PunI bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
PunToday, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
PunWhat did the cell say when his sister cell stepped on his foot?
Mitosis.
PunThe past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
PunWhat do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
PunWhat's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
PunWhy did the koala get rejected?
Because he did not have any koalafication.
PunTo whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
PunWhat did the customer say to the waiter?
I'm all fed up with your service.
PunTwo fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
PunWhat do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
PunWhat do you call a witch at the beach?
A Sandwich.
PunA grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
PunTwo peanuts were walking.
One was assaulted.
PunTwo guys walked into a bar.
The third guy ducked.
PunThe gas Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says "What would you like to drink?"
But Argon doesn't react.
PunWhat kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
He's a fizzician.
PunWhat do you call a pile of kittens?
A meowntain.
PunI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
PunWhat time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurt-y.
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