Category: Pun (58)

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.

I hate Russian matryoshka dolls.

They're so full of themselves.

Why did the Romanian stop reading?

They wanted to give the Bucharest.

I have these weird muscle spasms in my gluteus maximus. I figured out from my doctor that everything was alright: He said "Weird flex, butt okay."

So I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?

A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing but de brie.

Thank you student loans for getting me through college.

I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights."